Gay Niggas Get Rich

The Parent Trap: Father of them All Vol. 1

The Parent Trap: Father of them All Vol. 1

The unthinkable has happened
Popped dropped and Locked out
Gotta be some new world order scheme
Jay Z and the Illuminati behind it all
Soldifying his foothold in the bronx
Dan Brown finna go crazy when this drops
David Stern has papal connections
The wildcard in this fight:
Jimmer
Who the fuck knows where the mormons land in this battle
But without an NBA
What will happen
Shaq will have to spend his rookie broadcasting year
doing sunday afternoon bowling
Turkey will get both Kobe and Dwill
and Allen Iverson will matter again
Greg Oden will see just as much playing time as usual 
Dwight and CP3 will sign stealth contracts with the Heat
The one sure thing about the lockout:
Come this time next year
People who wear chicago blackhawk snap backs
may actually be blackhawk fans 

The unthinkable has happened

Popped dropped and Locked out

Gotta be some new world order scheme

Jay Z and the Illuminati behind it all

Soldifying his foothold in the bronx

Dan Brown finna go crazy when this drops

David Stern has papal connections

The wildcard in this fight:

Jimmer

Who the fuck knows where the mormons land in this battle

But without an NBA

What will happen

Shaq will have to spend his rookie broadcasting year

doing sunday afternoon bowling

Turkey will get both Kobe and Dwill

and Allen Iverson will matter again

Greg Oden will see just as much playing time as usual 

Dwight and CP3 will sign stealth contracts with the Heat

The one sure thing about the lockout:

Come this time next year

People who wear chicago blackhawk snap backs

may actually be blackhawk fans 

Update on last nights story. 

Three’s company 
especially to try and fit under a salary cap
"court aint big enough for the three of us"
bron and wade made their choice
left chris “Jack Tripper” Bosh to fend for himself
'hey yall im a big 3 too, i fucked my small market team over just liek u did'
kid tryin too hard to fit in
finna find out that wanna-be’s
never get invited to the cool kid parties
or hugs
no hugs for posers
"hey bosh u remember that full court alley-oop we did…. oh wait"
bron and wade got their club
they in the commercials 
they even got a lil animated TV show
you know what ad deal bosh got?
k swiss velcro pump ups
aka ‘real trap nigga shoes’
you dont got time to tie those laces? 
no fucking problem nigga just strap these hoes on 
plus they shape up your core just by walkin n shit
the merchandise practically sells itself
but to make matters worse
bosh not only feels alienated by his team
he looks like an alien too
"we are not the same / I am from canada" 
oh well
he is just the permanent third wheel
on bron and wades title honeymoon
the ‘you, me, and dupree’ of the NBA
maybe when lebron and wade swap vows and rings
bosh can chill with mike miller or something
and when the bigger 2 spend the summer in miami 
Bosh can go chill in bulgaria with Ilgauskas
or maybe he will get lucky 
and get to hang out with erick “franchise player” dampier 
and while lebron took his talents to south beach
bosh might have to take his talents to Azeroth 
cause world of warcraft is the only place a nigga that soft can have friends 
~GNGR
P.S.- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7IZP7u9FE

Three’s company 

especially to try and fit under a salary cap

"court aint big enough for the three of us"

bron and wade made their choice

left chris “Jack Tripper” Bosh to fend for himself

'hey yall im a big 3 too, i fucked my small market team over just liek u did'

kid tryin too hard to fit in

finna find out that wanna-be’s

never get invited to the cool kid parties

or hugs

no hugs for posers

"hey bosh u remember that full court alley-oop we did…. oh wait"

bron and wade got their club

they in the commercials 

they even got a lil animated TV show

you know what ad deal bosh got?

k swiss velcro pump ups

aka ‘real trap nigga shoes’

you dont got time to tie those laces? 

no fucking problem nigga just strap these hoes on 

plus they shape up your core just by walkin n shit

the merchandise practically sells itself

but to make matters worse

bosh not only feels alienated by his team

he looks like an alien too

"we are not the same / I am from canada" 

oh well

he is just the permanent third wheel

on bron and wades title honeymoon

the ‘you, me, and dupree’ of the NBA

maybe when lebron and wade swap vows and rings

bosh can chill with mike miller or something

and when the bigger 2 spend the summer in miami 

Bosh can go chill in bulgaria with Ilgauskas

or maybe he will get lucky 

and get to hang out with erick “franchise player” dampier 

and while lebron took his talents to south beach

bosh might have to take his talents to Azeroth 

cause world of warcraft is the only place a nigga that soft can have friends 

~GNGR

P.S.- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7IZP7u9FE

Whats cooler than being cool?
Being a fucking iceberg 
permafrost swag so chilly 
when he slaps a bitch
it freezes her blood solid
aint no redemption 
if you transgress slim
"gimmie the money, hoe"
gusting from his mouth
like arctic wind 
but for slim
life wasn’t all bitches and gold
he lived like he did
cause he had to survive
but the devil lurks around every corner in the ghetto 
and no matter how cold you is
devil finna find you 
Slim realized that all that glitters aint gold
and all that gold aint god
homes stepped up to the plate
took satan’s fastball
seams peeling in the flame
and hit that shit clear outta chicago
straight to cali
where he took his life
and turned it into a message
hoes, gold, and cars
bullets, jail, and crack
there’s two sides to every story
and sometimes the bad beats the good
but when you as chilly as slim
and nothin gonna melt yo steeze
~GNGR

Whats cooler than being cool?

Being a fucking iceberg 

permafrost swag so chilly 

when he slaps a bitch

it freezes her blood solid

aint no redemption 

if you transgress slim

"gimmie the money, hoe"

gusting from his mouth

like arctic wind 

but for slim

life wasn’t all bitches and gold

he lived like he did

cause he had to survive

but the devil lurks around every corner in the ghetto 

and no matter how cold you is

devil finna find you 

Slim realized that all that glitters aint gold

and all that gold aint god

homes stepped up to the plate

took satan’s fastball

seams peeling in the flame

and hit that shit clear outta chicago

straight to cali

where he took his life

and turned it into a message

hoes, gold, and cars

bullets, jail, and crack

there’s two sides to every story

and sometimes the bad beats the good

but when you as chilly as slim

and nothin gonna melt yo steeze

~GNGR

Andrew Bynum beats bitches
but gay niggas get rich 
JJ “puerto-rican magician” Barea
The heart and soul
of a TITLE CONTENDING team
The mavs
The ronald reagans of the NBA
"david stern tear down this salary cap"
so we can continue to overpay tyson chandler
do you think wayne dwade 
can handle this nigga
straight out of columbia 
a banana republic slugger
6 feet just enough
to fit in the grave he diggin
for any nigga who violates his defensive will 
the Pablo Escobar of PGs
throws out assists like Esco threw out hits
And both break ankles of any nigga who resists
Venezuela’s prime export next to UN faux pas
Heat wishin OPEC boycotts banned ballers too
Fly through the air like a russian missile
the black spot of phil jackson’s presidency
the “barea of pigs”
JJ “Cuban Missile Crisis” Barea
because brazil is an emerging market
and the favelas need a hero
cause when niggas go balls deep
and push comes to elbow
every nazi needs an argentina to escape to
just like every dirk needs a barea
~GNGR

Andrew Bynum beats bitches

but gay niggas get rich 

JJ “puerto-rican magician” Barea

The heart and soul

of a TITLE CONTENDING team

The mavs

The ronald reagans of the NBA

"david stern tear down this salary cap"

so we can continue to overpay tyson chandler

do you think wayne dwade 

can handle this nigga

straight out of columbia 

a banana republic slugger

6 feet just enough

to fit in the grave he diggin

for any nigga who violates his defensive will 

the Pablo Escobar of PGs

throws out assists like Esco threw out hits

And both break ankles of any nigga who resists

Venezuela’s prime export next to UN faux pas

Heat wishin OPEC boycotts banned ballers too

Fly through the air like a russian missile

the black spot of phil jackson’s presidency

the “barea of pigs”

JJ “Cuban Missile Crisis” Barea

because brazil is an emerging market

and the favelas need a hero

cause when niggas go balls deep

and push comes to elbow

every nazi needs an argentina to escape to

just like every dirk needs a barea

~GNGR

"I’m gay"- lil b
You bro
are the ultimate gay nigga
makin money
blowin minds
and fuckin bitches
is there anything you can’t do?
I think you are right
self proclaimed prophet
is a prophet nonetheless
you’re a god nigga
jesus in his prime
except jesus never fucked that many bitches
I used to hate you
when you and your pack rapped about your vans
but then you changed
you grew up 
like jesus transition from the gnostic gospels
to the actual bible
he went from using god powers to kill chickens and push kids off roofs
to saving souls
thats you nigga
you jesus
saving the soul of hip hop
one stream of conscious line after another
people dont get you
they get angry
"this nigga retarded" 
mob mentality 
and one day 
they will shoot you in the hands and feet
hang you on the cross
nailed through your bullet holes
pierce your side with the spear of swag
and leave you for dead
bitches cryin at your feet
but you will resa-resa-rect
and your bullet holes will be proof
of your sacrifice
Based god
our savoir 
~GNGR

"I’m gay"- lil b

You bro

are the ultimate gay nigga

makin money

blowin minds

and fuckin bitches

is there anything you can’t do?

I think you are right

self proclaimed prophet

is a prophet nonetheless

you’re a god nigga

jesus in his prime

except jesus never fucked that many bitches

I used to hate you

when you and your pack rapped about your vans

but then you changed

you grew up 

like jesus transition from the gnostic gospels

to the actual bible

he went from using god powers to kill chickens and push kids off roofs

to saving souls

thats you nigga

you jesus

saving the soul of hip hop

one stream of conscious line after another

people dont get you

they get angry

"this nigga retarded" 

mob mentality 

and one day 

they will shoot you in the hands and feet

hang you on the cross

nailed through your bullet holes

pierce your side with the spear of swag

and leave you for dead

bitches cryin at your feet

but you will resa-resa-rect

and your bullet holes will be proof

of your sacrifice

Based god

our savoir 

~GNGR

Get rebounds // Get money
Rings dont matter
Wins don’t matter
double double streak is the measure of a man
17-65 would almost make the playoffs in the east
"Just one more piece" 
A court maestro 
in his prime
But Rubio is a spanish bastard
Minnesotas hopes dashed like the aramada against Irelands jagged coast
bad weather decade
but klove don’t give a shit
"more rebounds for me"
white knighting the NBA
Most improved player
on the least improved team
stranded
But he doesn’t know the meaning of despair
keep fighting for the boards
drain 3’s from the corner
and watch michael beasely fizzle
like the pop rocks undoubtedly in his mouth
42 is his number 
you can get it off his tumblr
ODD FUTURE TIMBERWOLVES LOSE THEM ALL 
~GNGR

Get rebounds // Get money

Rings dont matter

Wins don’t matter

double double streak is the measure of a man

17-65 would almost make the playoffs in the east

"Just one more piece" 

A court maestro 

in his prime

But Rubio is a spanish bastard

Minnesotas hopes dashed like the aramada against Irelands jagged coast

bad weather decade

but klove don’t give a shit

"more rebounds for me"

white knighting the NBA

Most improved player

on the least improved team

stranded

But he doesn’t know the meaning of despair

keep fighting for the boards

drain 3’s from the corner

and watch michael beasely fizzle

like the pop rocks undoubtedly in his mouth

42 is his number 

you can get it off his tumblr

ODD FUTURE TIMBERWOLVES LOSE THEM ALL 

~GNGR

Shit got mad applause in synagogues
Only rapper to double as a Nazi Hunter
Even Argentina ain’t safe, gunplay gon find you 
Candy painted panzer
German Eagle Gold Grill
Ripped straight from hitler’s mouth
See those skulls on the ground?
Flesh can’t stand the heat of his steez
Seared straight off, no time to decay
And those parachutes are empty
cause gunplay fights solo
Just a man and his tank
1 v 1 against the world
"War is hell"
no, hell is other people 
cause gunplay is a one man game
He’s the rap rambo 
and he is ready to draw first blood
no part II required
he gets it done in one sitting
Scorched earth swagger from Carol City
Tanks don’t come with rear view mirrors
Because Blitzkrieg only has one direction: 
Forward.
~GNGR

Shit got mad applause in synagogues

Only rapper to double as a Nazi Hunter

Even Argentina ain’t safe, gunplay gon find you 

Candy painted panzer

German Eagle Gold Grill

Ripped straight from hitler’s mouth

See those skulls on the ground?

Flesh can’t stand the heat of his steez

Seared straight off, no time to decay

And those parachutes are empty

cause gunplay fights solo

Just a man and his tank

1 v 1 against the world

"War is hell"

no, hell is other people 

cause gunplay is a one man game

He’s the rap rambo 

and he is ready to draw first blood

no part II required

he gets it done in one sitting

Scorched earth swagger from Carol City

Tanks don’t come with rear view mirrors

Because Blitzkrieg only has one direction: 

Forward.

~GNGR

Inaugural Post. This is it. 

Inaugural Post. This is it.